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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

haha...3 days and 1 week left to another round of exams.gosh.when the other levels are rejoicing over the coming hols, sec 4s are worrying and getting all stressed out.haha.the irony.wth.i want to be sec 1 again.at least though im failing the year...its still nice to know that we will all go out after sschool like on a regular basis.cool right.last period then will decide where to go.j8 or town.then after school jiu go le...haha...

anyway eng chi em and chem is all iver.haha.chem was a killer la!!! gosh.pple were complaining cursing...ok maybe im exaggerstting... but you know what i mean.oooohhhh...

i dont want this holiday to end...
Wednesday, August 22, 2007

hello people.ha.prelims is in another 4 days time.stress? not really.guilty? definitely yes.guilty of not paying attention in class, guilty of not putting in that extra bit of hardwork, guilty of not doing my best...sometimes i just dont feel like studying aand this is one of those times.finished writing testimonials to people and finished my own.ha.good job yirong.at least you didnt sleep.i drank a bottle of bird's nest! hahaha(= anyway i added 2 new pets! they're just so cute la!!! oh my god i think they are irresistible.i wanted to put the chick and the fish too.but as someone says i shouldnt turn it into a zoo!!! so haha...fine(=

anyways oral is tomorrow.not really scared but there's a nagging feeling there that says yirong you should go do something bout it...prepare or something.something lor...yea right.something means sitting in front of the computer blogging.maybe my destiny and fat is this world is to like be an ite student.and now im already beyond like heaven's expectations...haha.actually if no one cares bout education we dont even need it la.as mrs rw says it was a sin when eve ate the apple.yah.sin.huh.caused us great misery and pain! why cant we all like go back to like the primitive age where like there's no stress and stuff.and that you can do what you like.but haiyah the benefits of today's world is just too enticing la! seriously without like computers and stuff life would be even more black-and-white.but maybe olden days living have its entertainment too.like milking the cow or something? who knows.but it would be nice to live in a resort everyday.then everyday go to the beach.party.drink cocktails.perfect life.but the maintenance is high. gosh.you must all pray that i marry some rich guy la.who pays me to have fun!hopefully someone who likes squidey too!i hope the person's proposal would be like:can i help you take care and love squidey forever and ever.woah.then my answer will be like, oh my god.of course,lets go get a house.hahaha.even better if the person intro himself as mr squidey.my mom says if this happens i can immediately marry that guy where ever i may be.hahahaha(= that's so sweet of her!!!!!hahaha

anyway do you ever question like your existence in this world and what will happen to it when you die. i dont know why but i always think of these things la.like what will happen to me when i die.as in would i float around seeing other people doing things that i could once do...ha..someone told me religion answers this question.but i dont know...am i thinking too much.haha(=

anyway i look forward to dinner! no im not eating mutton satay.im eating pasta!!! yeah!!! my daddy yesterday go overseas.and i dint realise.i thought he go my ah mah hse.then when i want to sleep then i suddenly realise where's daddy.then my mom said he go dubai le la! hahaha. i was shocked la.didnt manage to say bye bye and take care.so i messaged him.i realise i msg my father in a very mushy woozy way.but im not like that in front f him.he also reply until damn woozy la...haha(= maybe both of us cant express our feelings welll...

okok. im going to eat le.it is spaghetti with chicken meat balls with tomatoes with cheese and with carrots and mushroom!!!! haha.delicious!


and i hope tomorrows oral come up on what did you eat for dinner last night.perfect topic and i have the perfect answer.tomorrow will be perfect!
Friday, August 17, 2007

ha.you know i cant stand cam whores.ha.dont know why must they pose in such a suggestive manner or are they just so ego about their looks.ha.dont understand what goes through the minds of the pouty whorr-ish girls.and i dont see any guy cam whores around.ha.weird.

anyway enough of this.ha.just ate pizza even though im like having a cough and suff.but hoorays! i got my voice back! yeah yeah.but its a little husky(= haha.never mind.

and and aiyah i dont know la.haiz.feel abit empty. prelims is in another weeks time.how.im in despair and in denial.haha...how?

ok.ok.bye bye.
Friday, August 10, 2007

haha.the two day national break was abit of a flop.went out the whole of frida.supposed to be only morning one.but haiya.decided to stay till jiang time.you see la distrations.next time i wont be fooled by your i pay for you kind of tatic le.goshh.i sound so greedy.haha.nevermind.haha...

anyway.i did finish all emaths hw.tmr shall complete amaths and bio.and i still need to study chemhaiz.double haiz.triple haiz.haiz.i envy uma.really.

okok.shall not be emo.so at jiang got pasar malam.and i bought a whole load of stickers which are damn nice damn nice and damn nice.look im talking in pai bi.pro right.

hahaha.i think my life is miserable.

how?

im feeling super high but nobody to high with.haiz.haiz.haiz.

haha.next week is another taxing week.dont want to go back.ha.but i hope that there's another 55 cents talkshow.haha.omg la.thats freaking hilarious.

ok.im rambling.so yah.byez.
Wednesday, August 8, 2007

ha.national day celebrations are over.felt a bit anticlimax.since all of us were like jumping up and down in the hall and screaming like some crazy person!haha.and pamela was being patriotic! ha. and there were tattoos!!!!anyway it wasnt such a letdown which i taught it would be la.and it turned out quite good too.but the performance was erm abit normal.ha.but i love community singing!!! its so fun and high la.even higher than campfire, as quoted by pamela.hahhaa

ok so after that we went to pozza hut and ate the cheesy fondue pizza meal.then our the other pizza is peperoni.th utter horrer.its beef.so yah.i helped to eat one piece coz all of them was full.BUT i scrap off the peperoni which was instantly polished off by pam mich and syafiqah.ha.beef- lovers!haha.AND i scrap off the tomato base too.coz it has a hint of beef inside.yucks!

so after that, pamela choong peiling wanted to be gay with syafiqah.SBGP

haha.and they went all round singapore...

finally settled at bugis

and all she said was she bought a larde fries and a coke!

idiot la!!
SBGP!

and i think she's going to kill me if she sees this!!!
hahaha

i love holidays!!!

yippee

whees

great

fabulous!!!!!!

and celestine i wont eat snails!
Tuesday, August 7, 2007

tmr naationa days celebrations.got a bad feeling bout tmr.donnt know why.hhahahha
Sunday, August 5, 2007

haha.ok new post! so if you still manage to find my blog you'll get to read this!!! haha.bonus post ok.just ate fish and chips!cool.hah.and i think this profish-antibeef thing is cool ok.cool people set trends.uncool pple follow existing trends.so im a leader and not a follower! get it!!!

ok! i shall post about these tags bout fish and beef stuff.go check my tagboard history is you dont know what i mean.so i shall reiterate my points now!

fish is meant to be eaten.why? because theyare prepared to be eaten.evidence? fish lay tons of eggs at a time.by the hundreds mind you.so now lets look at the cows-beef, chickens and pigs-pork...as you can see these animals give birth to their offsprings one at a time for cows and a few,which is less than ten, for chickens and pigs.thus, me being all so considerate and thinking of the big scenerio, i eat fish because fish lay so many eggs and im like teir birth control and family planner la.i save these fish from llke dying from starvation or eaten by some huge animal like sharks.you see its better to be eaten alone coz you are recognise as the only fish and we humans awknowledge your presence.however, if the fish is eaten by a shark, its most likely eaten along with tons and dozens of fish!and will that freaking shark realise and savour every single fich!its like mass burial la.at least im grateful to eat fish ok not like the stupid shark!

next point.at least the fish i eat is already in the adulthood already ok.not like some ungrateful cold heartless pple like syafiqah who eat eggs.eggs!eggs contain a chick inside waiting to break out of its hard shell, yearning to see the world or at least have a glimspe at the mother who incubated it for so long.but pple like syafiqah hankers over chicken eggs like she hankers over lets say oxygen?treating it as a neccessity!how heatless and unfeeling!that poor chicken didnt even get to see its parents!its inhumane ok.that is why im avocating about chicken eggs next and duck eggs too.but duck eggs are not that widely eaten.and ya.the fish i eat have at least lived to see the sea and its parents and predators and the pond weeds and its siblings.in this case eating the fish is more humane.RIGHT...and i don eat fish roe.so no harm done there.

so now.ask yourself.do you want to be such a filthy evil person who eats like everything that can be eaten.think before you eat man.if not you'll end up regretting for the rest of your life!forever and ever.the unborn chicken that never even saw light.
Friday, August 3, 2007

ok today me and anger go jiang right and we were downright insulted by this road sweeper.im not scorning at him but im just disgusted by his tone of voice and his limited choice of vocabulary blatantly displayed in front of so many tourists and the prying eyes of nosy singaporeans.

me and anger was waiting to cross the traffic light directly opposite bugis village.the red man was displayed but pple were crossing.ok fine its not the main point.then anger said eh dont cross ah.ok well i said ok but i mimed walking on the spot with my elbows bended and started marching.haha.it was all lally-doo until this road sweeper came to "talk" to us.it was abit more than talk kaes.he was speaking in this insinuating voice of his and was like condemning us like we murdered and mutilated someone and will be sinned for life never to reincarnate like that.ok not that extreme but the hidden meaning was ABC-ed obvious.

he started saying things like cross la cross la.later die i am the one to pick up your body.i ask you which normal person would say such a psycotic and disturbing thing.strange.eccentric.ok then no cars again and the red man still refuse to swap places with the green.so pple started crossing the road maybe to run away from the rambling man.and it was kind of rush hour.ok me and anger never cross ok.we stuck to anger's beliefs and also decided to spite him by staying there.then he see so many pple cross then he said to us: " cross la why dont want!huh.cross la.cross la." wah this one is like the most qian bian part!so i cross la.i felt like shouting to him : " cross jiu cross la.die also my problem right!" wth la.i was damn pissed!so i give him the oh-my-god-whats-your-problem look and strutted across the road.ok la walked la.but i wanted to strut and whip my hair across his face la! then anger came after that when the green light finally came on!and guess wad.he came to the middle of the road and wailed to the whole wide world his signature cry :" cross la cross la" while waving his hands all over the place! we almost went to make a police report on harassment!but we were kind of rushing for tuition!

ya la you may say like maybe he had a really touchy incident about traffics and speeding cars.but first we did not even intend to cross at first.even though i jay-walked half way it was under his immense pressure and stress of his hypnotising raving chant of "walk la walk la"
and he could have told us nicely right.like i think you should wait for the green man to come on before crossing,ok at least somewhere along the lines la.and we dint even intend to jay-walk at first.what's his problem.cant he differentiate between walking on the spot and actual walking.can he differentiate between a stationary medium and a moving medium(in terms of distance travelled).and can he not differentiate between me bouncing up and down and me walking straight.my god!

and that is why singapore kindness week and courtesy campaigns always never work despite being established years ago.and it is this person's attitude that makes us think that no wonder pple said that singaporeans are rude.criticisms itself is ok.but insulting and demeaning insults like that is like a straight go-to-hell man.

and he chose to work at bugis! a tourists' hotspot! thee blatant irony!